After this terrible transformation, i came across something hella weird
wait a second, what the fuck? someone zoom in on that
Gary Motherfucking Oak 10 steps ahead of Ash even in universes where he doesn’t belong
Fuck America in the ass
And you wonder why Americans complain about America. This. This bullshit is why.
MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"
a li tter box cae k„
congratulations on turning 91
My mom brought this cake to my super uptight and judgmental aunt at a party my aunt was hosting. It was, hands down, one of the most hilarious things my mother has done.
Homegirl on a mission
When your squads outfits are on point
niall horan and pikachu gettin hella turnt
tis the season