we’ve done it kids
we’ve climbed this whole mountain
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
SURPRISE
HAHAHAHA
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK
Asking directly “can we be friends?” to someone is super awkward and puts people in compromising and uncomfortable situations and please don’t do it???
(via stripesandteeth)
(Source: mediokrek, via united-states-of-americunt)
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
all of u can suck my dick because Cleverbot called me cutie and wants oral
(via eridan-ampenis)
current mood: the bartender from soul eater
current mood: the bartender from durrara
(via shiraae)
(via tin-can)
